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What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?Ham Burger is well done and Chief Justice Warren Burger has done well!
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How do we know that hamburgers love classic music?Theyre often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!...
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How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!...
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What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough?A thermomeater!...
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Which burgers can tell your fortune?Medium burgers!...
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Who wins most of the medals for bravery in Burger Land?The meatball heros!...
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How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed?Theyre the ones wearing the left-handed meats!...
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How was the hamburger murdered?First it was rolled, then smothered in onions...
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In what school subjects does the teacher say, Well done, hamburgers?A wide range of subjects - meatyeval, history, meate...
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What kind of girl does a hamburger like?Any girl named Patty!...
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How do you make a hamburger smile?Pickle it gently!...