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Burger jokes
How was the hamburger murdered?First it was rolled, then smothered in onions
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Where does a burger go on vacation?The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!...
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How do you make a cheeseburger sad?Make it with blue cheese!...
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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?Rink injustice!...
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What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?A fastball - a sizzler....
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Who was the burgers favourite all-time movie director?Sizzle B. DeMille!...
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Which burgers love to act?Ham-burgers!...
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Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?Who knows - maybe theyre picklish!...
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Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion?The POTTED ones!...
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How do you make a hamburger green?Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!...
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How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?With burger alarms!...