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Burger jokes

How do we know that hamburgers love classic music?Theyre often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!

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Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula?Sure, order a burger and a shake!...

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What kind of girl does a hamburger like?Any girl named Patty!...

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Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?Who knows - maybe theyre picklish!...

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What do some burger eaters have?A Hardee appetite!...

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What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?Youve got no beef, soldier!...

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Why was the burger thrown out of the Army?He couldnt pass mustard! (muster)...

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How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed?Theyre the ones wearing the left-handed meats!...

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Why are hamburgers essential to football?Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!...

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What great song is associated with hamburgers and baseball?Steak Me Out to the Ballgame!...

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How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time?They chew the fat....