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Blonde jokes

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.First Blonde: "I cant seem to get this door unlocked!Second Blonde: Well you better hurry up. Its starting to rain and the top is down!

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Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!...

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run - she is still holding the grenade!...

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Q. What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?A. Wave at her....

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Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!...

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Q: Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes?A: They take off their makeup....

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Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?A: A vacant posession....

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Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?A: Theyre too hard to peel....

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A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!...

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Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff? A: She thought her maxi pad had wings...

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Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?A: Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say hi....