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Birthday jokes

The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep.Excuse me for disturbing you, maam, he said politely, but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and Ive noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread!Thats right.Every day you wallop him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were hitting him with a chocolate cake....?Well, today is his birthday!

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