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Birthday jokes

Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Dont you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"

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Did you hear about the dancers birthday? It was a tappy one!...

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Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!...