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Birthday jokes

Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Dont you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"

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"This birthday cake certainly is crunchy." "Maybe you should spit out the plate!"...

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What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!...

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How can you tell if an elephants been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream....