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Birthday jokes

"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." "Next time, take off the candles."

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Helen: Mum, do you know what Im going to give you for your birthday?Mum: No, dear, what ?Helen: A nice teapot.Mum: But I...

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How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?He has a whale of a party!...

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"This birthday cake certainly is crunchy." "Maybe you should spit out the plate!"...

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Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Dont you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"...

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A man who forgets his wifes birthday is certain to get something to remember her by....

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It was Grandpa Jones 100th birthday and he was still in perfect health. At his birthday party he was asked how he manage...

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