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Birthday jokes
Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure. Its a great present but I just cant find the words to thank you enough.
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Why couldnt prehistoric man send birthday cards? The stamps kept falling off the rocks!...
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Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely!Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to do the was...
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For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater. So they gave him a sumo wrestler!...
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"Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing.I told my computer that today is my birthday,and it said that I needed an...
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Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!...
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A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"Ill buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday....
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What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"...
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Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Dont you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"...
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What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I dont know, but youd better hope he likes it!...
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The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep.Excuse me for disturbing...