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Birthday jokes
Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Betty: That was a kind thought. But why didnt you? Fred: I couldnt find one big enough for your nose.
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"My birthdays coming"Do you know what I need?" "Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"...
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"Did you go shopping for my birthday present?" "Yeah, and I found the perfect thing." "What thing is that?" "Nothing!"...
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Grandma, is it exciting being 99? It certainly is! If I wasnt 99 Id be dead....
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Something happened to me yesterday that will never, ever, happen to me again. How can you be so sure? I was 10 years old...
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Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!...
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Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him!...
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What did you get for your birthday? Another year!...
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Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely!Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to do the was...
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Cat: "What did you get him for his birthday?" Dog: "Pant . . . pant!" Cat: "Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!"...
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Why wont anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles!...