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Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Betty: That was a kind thought. But why didnt you? Fred: I couldnt find one big enough for your nose.
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It was Grandpa Jones 100th birthday and he was still in perfect health. At his birthday party he was asked how he manage...
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Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely!Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to do the was...
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Did you hear about the time Eddys sister tried to make a birthday cake ?The candles melted in the oven....
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How can you tell if an elephants been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream....
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Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because its too hard to put them on the bottom!...
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The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. "Excuse me for disturbin...
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Grandma, is it exciting being 99? It certainly is! If I wasnt 99 Id be dead....
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A St. Louis mother telephoned the capital building over in Jefferson City and asked to speak to the game warden. After b...
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A kindly old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. Whats the matter? she asked. Its...
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Why wont anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles!...