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Birthday jokes

Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Betty: That was a kind thought. But why didnt you? Fred: I couldnt find one big enough for your nose.

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"Did you go shopping for my birthday present?" "Yeah, and I found the perfect thing." "What thing is that?" "Nothing!"...

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Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!...

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What did you get for your birthday? Another year!...

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Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely!Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to do the was...

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Why wont anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles!...