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Birthday jokes

Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Harry: That was a kind thought. But why didnt you? Fred: I couldnt find one big enough for your nose.

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Why wont anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles!...

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What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I dont know, but youd better hope he likes it!...

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What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? "Hi, Buster."...

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What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday? A stole....

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When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?When its been sliced....

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Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?He heard they were having upside-down cake!...

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Did you hear about the time Eddys sister tried to make a birthday cake ?The candles melted in the oven....

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"Did you go shopping for my birthday present?" "Yeah, and I found the perfect thing." "What thing is that?" "Nothing!"...