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Birthday jokes

Fred: Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these days? Harry: No. Why? Fred: Well, your sister told me she was giving her a bottle of toilet water for her birthday.

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Good news! Ive been given a goldfish for my birthday. . .the bad news is that I dont get the bowl until my next birthday...

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What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I dont know, but youd better hope he likes it!...

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Ive been shopping for my wifes birthday present. What did you get her? A bottle of expensive toilet water. It cost 20. 2...

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Why did the boy put candles on the toilet? He wanted to have a birthday potty!...

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What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!...

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"I guess I didnt get my birthday wish." "How do you know?" "Youre still here!"...

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"Im giving a surprised birthday party for you." "A surprised. birthday party? Whats that?" "Thats where I invite a bunch...

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Id like to say something nice about you as its your birthday. Why dont you? Because I cant think of a single thing to sa...