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Birthday jokes

Good news! Ive been given a goldfish for my birthday. . .the bad news is that I dont get the bowl until my next birthday!

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Helen: Mum, do you know what Im going to give you for your birthday?Mum: No, dear, what ?Helen: A nice teapot.Mum: But I...

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Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because its too hard to put them on the bottom!...

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Ive been shopping for my wifes birthday present. What did you get her? A bottle of expensive toilet water. It cost 20. 2...

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First boy: Are you having a party for your birthday? Second boy: No, Im having a witch do. First boy: Whats a witch do?...

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What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I dont know, but youd better hope he likes it!...

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Why did the boy put candles on the toilet? He wanted to have a birthday potty!...

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What did one candle say to the other?"Dont birthdays burn you up?"...

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What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday? A stole....

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What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"...

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What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant!...