Pig Jokes Category:

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MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in school today? FIRST PIGLET: Oink! Oink! SECOND PIGLET: Oink! Oink! THIRD PIGLET: Woof!...

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Name the pigs favorite Shakespeare play. Hamlet....

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Pigs dont look very smart to me. Sure, they are. You ever see a sow try to make a silk purse out of a farmers ear?...

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Pigs explanation for the creation of the Universe: The Pig Bang Theory....

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SOW: Would you like a nice cake with three candles for your party? PIGLET: Id rather have three cakes and one candle....

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Sports fad invented by pigs: Mud wrestling....

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The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host What happened? He turned out to be a big boar....

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The kids are crazy about a new piglet toy. When they wind it up, it eats all the spinach off their plates....

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The teacher was furious with her son. "Just because youve been put in my class, theres no need to think you can take lib...

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Two pigs robbed a bank. Why were they caught so quickly? They squealed on each other....

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What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York? Pigpockets....

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What did the fat pig say when the farmer dumped corn mash into the trough?"Im afraid thats all going to waist."...

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What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet? "Behave or Frankenswine will get you."...

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples? "Dont tell the farmer. He might charge us ext...

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What did the pig call a manuscript? A shoat story....

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What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough? He ate it quickly, before the others could ask him to share...

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What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough? "Mmm. Canapes."...

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What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him? "Heavy!"...

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What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup? "Yum Yum."...

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What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail? "Thats the end of me!"...

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What do hip pigs call their ladies? Fine swine....

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What do little piglets do on a Saturday night? Have a pigjama party!...

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What do little pigs want to be when they grow up? Garbage collectors....

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What do piggys take when they are sick? Pigicillin!...

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What do pigs do on nice afternoons? They go on pignics....

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What do pigs drive? Pig-up trucks!...

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What do pigs like with chow mein? Sooey sauce....

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What do you call a crafty pig?CunningHam...

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What do you call a lady pig planting seeds? A sow sow....

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What do you call a pig in a steel foundry? A pig pig....