Children Jokes Category:

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Did you hear about the two little boys who found themselves in a modern art gallery by mistake ?Quick, said one, run ! B...

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Eddies father called up to him, Eddie, if you dont stop playing that trumpet I think Ill go crazy!Eddy replied, I think...

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Father: What did you learn in school today ?Son: That three and three are seven.Father: Three and three are six !Son: I...

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Father: Youve got 4 Ds and a C on your report.Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject !"...

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Fred: Where does the new kid come from? Harry: Alaska. Fred: Dont bother - Ill ask her myself....

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George knocked on the door of his friends house. When his friends mother answered he asked, can Albert come out to play?...

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Grandma: Youve left all your crusts, Mary. When I was your age I ate every one.Mary: Do you still like crusts, Grandma?G...

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I had a funny dream last night, Mom. Did you? I dreamed I was awake, but when I woke up I found I was asleep....

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Jennifer: Are you coming to my party ?Sandra: No, I aint.Jennifer: Now, you know what Miss told us. Not aint. Its I am n...

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John kept pestering his parents to buy a video, but they said they couldnt afford one. So one day John came home clutchi...

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Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the diffe...

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Little Johnnys class were on an outing to their local police station where they saw pictures, of the ten most wanted men...

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Mandy was applying for a summer job.How old are you? asked the owner of the store.Im twelve years old, Sir, answered Man...

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Mary arrived home from school covered in spots. Whatevers the matter ? asked her mother.I dont know, replied Mary, but t...

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Mother: Did you get a good place in the geography test?Fred: Yes, Mum, I sat next to the cleverest kid in the class....

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Mother: I told you not eat cake before supper.Daughter: But, Mum, its part of my homework. If you take an eighth of a ca...

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Mother: Let me see your report son.Son: Here it is, Mother, but dont show it to Dad. Hes been helping me !...

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Mother: What do you mean, the school must be haunted ?Daughter: Well, the principal kept going on about the school spiri...

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Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond of fish. She was also rather deaf, which was great for the children in her...

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Mum, theres a man at the door collecting for the Old Folks Home. Shall I give him Grandma ?...

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Mum, yelled Johnny from the kitchen, you know that dish you were always worried that I would break ?Yes dear, what about...

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Mum: From now on your going to have free school dinners.Son:But, Mum, I dont want three school dinners, one is more than...

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Mum: Havent you finished filling the salt shaker yet ?Son: Not yet. Its really hard to get the salt through all those li...

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Mum: How can you practice your trumpet and listen to the radio at the same time ?Son: Easy. I have two ears!...

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Mum: Jackie, go outside and play with your whistle. Your father cant read his paper.Jackie: Wow, Im only eight and I can...

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My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I had gone through a length...

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On a special teachers day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florists son handed her a gif...

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On the first day at school the girls were sizing each other up and boasting, trying to make good impressions on each oth...

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On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began...

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Son to his father as they watch television: "Dad, tell me again how when you were a kid you had to walk all the way acro...