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   Category: Sport jokes  0 stars
If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls?Cornflakes!... more

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1.   Category: Accountant jokes  5 stars
A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your compa... more

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Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more

3.   Category: Birthday jokes  5 stars
"I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday."... more

4.   Category: Burger jokes  5 stars
What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?They think they are in a pickle.... more

5.   Category: Clinton jokes  5 stars
Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?A: Chelsea.... more

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1.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?... more

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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?... more

3.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noti... more

4.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
This customer comes into the computer store. "Im looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, s... more

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Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will... more

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